Are you jealous because you didn't get anything?  Well you see, life is a pretty funny thing.  When someone does 
good things for people then people usually pay it back with good things. That concept may be out of your grasp because I don't know of any companies that sends out gifts to sig whores.
I will be the first to admit that Sleazy and I don't get a long on the boards but I think that the gifts he has given to people shows real class and a sign of true friendship.  But once again, I'm not talking your language.  
 
 
Now go somewhere else to spray your skunk stench, we're all getting tired of the smell.