Last saturday, a friend of mine living with his girlfriend had a nasty breakup. By Sunday, I was helping him move.
I told my friend to get a police escort before entering the building. To keep the peace but also to prevent any claims that we did her harm.
She knew that my friend's car isn't large so just to be more of a bitch, while we where moving his belongings, she insisted that absolutely every single thing of his be removed from her apartment, including large pieces of furnitures that we where somehow supposed to fit into a hatchback.
The two police officers on site requested that we respect her demand on that. So my and my friend have removed the furnitures out of her apartment...but not out of the building. My friend chose to abandon them into the laundry room. So outside the apartment but still in her building.
Now, aside from helping my friend move and arguably being a bastard in assisting in leaving the furniture in the building, I have no involvement in their breaking up.
Yet, she has been calling me several times this week. Nothing that would be criminal but definitely annoying. She's been calling demanding that we remove the furnitures from the building or else. I don't see why really since the two cops on site where satisfied that my friends belongings where removed from her apartment.
So I'd like to find a way to get even at her annoying calls. I was thinking of putting dog shit in a box and FedEx it over to her house but that's not creative enough. I have her home and work number as well as her email and home address. So spam me with creative ideas to get even
