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most drunk I have gotten was, I think, in VEGAS Internext 2005!
that night, Persius and I were leaving the Mandalay to go sleep at our room in the MGM, and as I go out, there was this black hooker outside who was asking me if I wanted to have some "fun" with her that night.
As drunk as I was, I kindly tell her that I am really not in the mood and I just want to sleep. The hooker kept insisting, how she will wake me up and we will enjoy ourselves and that I don't have to be shy.
I totally turn her down again, and as my cab comes, she is like, You mind if I share the cab with you to where youre going? Maybe you will change your mind when you get off and then we can have some fun.
So sure, she sits in front, and Persius and I sit in the back... and then Persius begins "Yo bro, do you think she is......... A MANNNN??????" and we start CRACKING UP in the back seat, and we are making so many jokes about her pretty loud at that, and at some point the hooker gets really fucking pissed off and turns to us and says "I am a woman and I LOVE TO FUCK MEN".
Needless to say we did not stop making jokes about her and laughing our asses off in the back seat, and as soon as the cab dropped us off, she stormed out and went along her way...
that was also the first time I have puked simply from drinking...
good fucking times! aint that right persius?
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