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Originally Posted by Mike Okitch
Was in Quebec in a sleazy strip joint and bit some stripper's tit during a lapdance. She was cool with putting your face in them but I just got carried away a bit.
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Mine is I was in a FL hotel pool drinking 151 all day and when security closed it, I left some goggles in the pool area (gate was locked) So I decided to jump the fence....
It didn't look that high, I neglected to realize that from the side I was on, the fence was 6ft or so but there was a 3-4ft drop on the other side.....filled with THICK bushes with thorns.
After pulling my retarded ass out of the bushes I got my shit and went to climb back over. Nearly smashing my face into a BBQ gril on the other side. By nearly I mean less than 2 inches from death...Both times over the fence I TOTALLY busted my ass.
All that because I didn't want to walk my drunk ass over to the front desk (like 20yards away) I've still got scars from that shit LMAO