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top 10 reasons I deserve an xbox360:
10. i live in the basement of my momma's house.
9. momma lives in New Orleans.
8. momma says i need more friends, so i created a myspace account, xanga account, and friendster account.
7. this is the best chance i'll ever get at touching a warm box.
6. i ebayed my SuperNES to pay for my ProActiv Solution prescription.
5. i'm a raider fan.. with a 4.0 GPS.
4. chuck norris said he'll buy me an xbox360 if i can make him cry.
3. when was the last time you saw chuck norris cry.
2. i duct taped across the top and bottom of my tv...now i have a widescreen tv.
1. i'll be able to tell which is the front and back when i put my underwear next to the xbox360!
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