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Holly · 12-12-2005, 12:38 PM

I think you're allowed to slap her 3 months after the marriage takes place.

However, she's cleared at 2 months to douse your mattress with gasoline and set it on fire while you sleep.

Good luck.

12-12-2005, 12:38 PM
Holly Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Jesusland Posts: 10,017	I think you're allowed to slap her 3 months after the marriage takes place. However, she's cleared at 2 months to douse your mattress with gasoline and set it on fire while you sleep. Good luck. __________________ War National Damn Champions Eagle