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Old 12-12-2005, 10:14 AM  
NickPapageorgio
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Originally Posted by who
The man needs to be punished, not given a ticket to hell. He's already got one.
You're right...death would be too simple. He needs to understand the error in his ways. Here's a good one. Start off by tying him up with rope so his body forms sort of a mid-air "X". Then, blindfold him and put on some classical music. Give him about an hour to sit and think what's going to happen, then come in quietly so he doesn't realize you're standing right there then whisper in his ear "Hey there" and have two people at that second take full swings with baseball bats straight into his shins. They continue to bludgeon his shins until he passes out from the pain. Then be sure you wake him again with amonia capsules so he doesn't miss out on anything...

...shall I continue? I have lots more sick shit stored up. Some contains blowtorches and tourniquettes...some involves knitting needles and barbed wire...

...I could go on for days.
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