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Originally Posted by SleazyDream
25. Have you ever fucked a hooker? If so most you ever fucked in one day. Non-hookers most you ever fucked in one day.
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My apologies for the few that I know were waiting for me to continue where I left off. I can assure you that I did not go run and hide because of the next question.
Contrary to what some might believe I do not fuck hookers. Don't worry, I am not going on some holier then thou kick. Hookers are great. I think prostitution should be legalized and taxed just like drugs. The governments could make a killing while allowing me to keep some of my hard earned money in my own pocket. But I will tell you the number one reason why I don't FUCK hookers. I'm lazy. If I am paying for someone to do something I want it to be all about me. All about me means a nice relaxing massage. How the massage ends is anybody?s guess. But I would not put any effort into a woman that I had to pay for. I have that enough with my girlfriend.
The most non hookers I have ever fucked in one day was only two. That has happened a few times but the most memorable one happened on a ferry from Poland to Sweden. Me and the first girl never said a word because none of us understood each other. We just ended up doing it on the box that was holding life jackets. When I was done I just walked inside and met up with my friend and a few hours later I ended up with someone else. European women just kick ass. (I didn't mean anything by that last sentence, I don't like getting beaten when I'm getting laid.)