This is a fool proof business plan, broken down into four easy steps.
Step One - Buy one of
these.
Step Two - Make a bunch of "gold" jewelery products, such as rings, braclets, watches, rims, hats, glasses, shoes, suits, etc.
Step Three - Sell them on GFY to webmasters who want to look like they are "big pimping," or whatever the current "cool" or "with it" catchphrase is to desscribe one who wants people to think that they are rich.
Step Four - Laugh all the way to your local banking institution.