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West Nile is nothing compared to the little known East River Virus. It has infected more people than any virus discovered in thelast 20 years. It has been known to make people aggravated and move faster than normal. It also twists the psyche of the people it infects and makes them spontaneously say "Fuck You!" "Are you lookin at me?" & "Fugggedabboutit!"
It also causes a weird complications such as BlowYourHornitis which causes people to blow their horn if they are forced to wait in traffic for more than 2 seconds. It also causes the people infected to eat curious amounts of Bagels and plain pizza slices as well as questionable Chinese food. (It could be cat, no one really knows) You will also have a predisposition to paying enormous amounts of money to live in spaces as small as 350 square feet.
This malady affects 15,060,900 people according to the 2000 census. If you have lived in the New York Metropolitan area for more than 6 months you are probably already infected.
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