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Old 12-10-2005, 09:43 AM  
Yngwie
I am an Alien from space
 
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update on my story.

I was walking in a bad neighborhood earlier and I was jumped by someone who appeared to be Usama Bin Laden.. He said "give me all your clothes" or I will blow your house up"

I told him "I don't have a home you retard!"

Well, that pissed him right off. He proceeded beating me almost to death, he laughed then spit on me.. After that he took all my clothes leaving me buck naked outside in the fucking snow. After about 1 hour of laying there in pain I got up, frozen cock stiff and started to walk when a group of women saw me and started laughing. With all the cold I had endured my package shrank to almost nothing.. Now I am emotionally fucked up, no clothes, no money and no home. I need an xbox 360 in order to give me some hope.. I need to feel that at least 1 thing in my life will go right even if it's a microsoft product that may crash..

Ok, I'm so cold. I can't type anymore..
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