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Old 12-10-2005, 09:29 AM  
Yngwie
I am an Alien from space
 
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ok, here's my real story.. I was born on the streets and never had anything as a child. My fun consisted of 3 rocks made out to be people that I would make interact with each other while sitting on the street corner. years went by and I moved up in the world. I went from having no home to finally having a beautiful refrigerator size home.. Well, actually, it was the fridge box. I used a pointy branch to cut out a few windows and a door. Anyway, a few more years went by and my home was falling apart. I still had nothing to entertain me so I began selling my body on the street corners so I could fix my cardboard home. I finally saved up enough to fix up my home and also add another floor. I found another fridge box the exact size of my old one and installed it over my old one so I would have more room in my house. Well, needless to say, due to the extra weight my home cam tumbling down killing my pet rocks and destroying my computer.. Well, it was more of a calculator, but still.. And now here I am on the streets again with no home to live in and nothing to entertain myself. I am using my calculator to post on the board and that is all it has the ability to do. Anyway, having an xbox360 would give me something to do before I lose my mind and start killing people.

Also, if the xbox360 does not entertain me at least I could sell it for a small fortune and be able to eat and have a place to live for awhile. Ok, the battery on my calculator is dying so I will have to cut this short.
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