Shit, Smoke. You guilted me into it.
I admit it! I cheated you!! Please forgive me!!
I really thought when I "borrowed" that cig from you back in Vegas in 99 that I would eventually give you another cigarette in return. Please send me your address and remind me if that's regular, king or menthol and I'll send it to you in the mail tomorrow.
Just stop torturing me about it damn it! I can't take it!
