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This is a true to god story from when I was a kid.
My first day of High School was a bloody nightmare!!
I was a 12 year old, extra short nerdy kid. It was my first day of High school.
I'm excited! Finally, a fresh start. I'm gonna go to a big kid's school! So many opportunities! So much fun to be had.
I'm standing at the street corner, waiting for my bus. My backpack is filled to the brim with my books. Its bloody heavy, but I don't care, I'm going to High School!
For 30 minutes I wait outside... sweating bullets cause the bus isn,t coming for me and school is starting soon : I'M GOING TO BE LATE FOR MY FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL! OH NO!
So I run into the house, wake my dad up and ask him to bring me to school! And to hurry!
My father of course doesn't believe me when I tell him that the bus hasn't passed, he thinks I'm lying. So he decides to teach me a lesson right from the getgo : DON'T EVER MISS YOUR BUS.
So he drives me to school, but, doesn't get dressed. He's in his tidy whities.
And folks, my father is a heavy man... with at least 10 000$ worth of beer invested into his gut. And here he is, driving me to school in nothing but a little bit of underwear.
of course once we get there, I ask him to drop me off in a corner of the school where no one hangs out, but he pretends not to hear me and pulls right up to the front of the school where everyone hangs out. He cuts off a few school buses that start honking at him. And he stops right in the middle of the all those buses, blocking their passage, they start honking at him, grabbing everyone's attention.
Oh my god, I'm so embarrassed!
I quickly get out of the car hoping that no one notices that the asshole behind the wheel is almost completely naked.
BUT, my father's lesson doesn't end there. He decides to start honking and screaming : SON! I LOVE YOU! GIVE ME A HUG BEFORE YOU LEAVE! CAMON! COME HUG DADDY!
I think pretty much every kid there was pointing and laughing at me.
I quickly run away, heading towards the locker room. Away from the taunts.
And, as soon as I step foot into the locker room, I hear a big RIP. My backpack bottom just gave way! ALl my books are sprawled on the floor.
Great, just what I need. A shitload of books and no backpack to put 'em in. No problem. I'll just stuff them in my locker. Everything will be cool.
Well, it would have been cool if some jackass hadn't already stole my locker, I guess his/her best friend was beside me.
No problem. I'll find some random locker, dump my stuff in there and continue on.
RING! Shit, the first bell has rung, my class is going to start in a few minutes and I don't even know where the hell it is.
So I start forth through a sea of bigger kids, all my books in my hands (I'd say about 8-9 of them), trying to find my class. Of course, I get completely lost and am late to my class. I shamefully knock on the door, the teacher lets me in. The whole class is looking at me, with all my books in my hands. Some snicker and whisper "Come hug daddy".
That was a long day my friends.
The longest day of my life.
But it came finally to an end! School is out! Time to go catch your bus ride home.
But wait! I never found out which bus was mine that morning. So which one to take to go home? I go to each bus, one by one, asking if they go by my house. None of them are even going near to my house. I don't have time to ask all the bus drivers where they are going, cause its time to drive off, and they do so.
So here I am, stranded at school with a shitload of books still in my arms (they couldn't get a locker for me that day). I call home, no one answers.
So I set forth for a 2 hour walk home. A ton of books in hand and a tear in my eye.
That was my first day of High School.
And it all went downhill from there thanks to puberty.
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