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I don't deserve one, but giving me one could be considered a community service, see, i think i'm loose in the head, people piss me off, all people, everywhere. I'm not a racist, I hate whites, blacks, yellows, pinks, it doesnt matter. Often, when I leave my lair 7 out of 10 people I encounter I want to stab in the face with a fork. They don't even need to talk to me, if the stand to close to me in line at the grocery store I get an overwhelming urge to throw an elbow to their nose as a hint to get the fuck out of my space. And the really fucked up part is the state gave me a CCL, so I can legally carry a concealed pistol, and I do, one of these days I'm going to snap when I see someone buying bottled water when we all KNOW the shit gets bottled right from the same supply as the fucking water in everyones house. Stupid Stupid motherfuckers!
Anyway, I believe an xbox would serve two purposes in my life, 1. I really want call of duty 2, I think by playing it and blowing the shit out of computer generated assholes who deserve to be shot in the computer generated forehead would sooth my violent urge's. 2. If it doesnt, it would at least keep me from romaing the streets with a real gun and shooting the next cocksucker that puts his turn signal on 3/4's of a mile before where he's planning on turning.
You could be saving a life! If you live in my area you could be saving YOUR OWN life. Well that and my kid would love one but I'm a cheap prick of a father who has a hard time bringing myself to feed any more money into bill gates bank account.
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