dont know if its been posted before but its fuckin badass
December 6, 2005 (Mount Prospect, Illinois) - A new Web site is drumming up business from cheaters. It helps them avoid getting caught.
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The ''Alibi Network'' was launched by two entrepreneurs in Chicago's north suburbs.
You pay a $35 dollar annual subscription fee. Then you can order up customized alibis for situations ranging from sick calls to extra-marital affairs.
For instance, if you lie about going to an out-of-town seminar, the Alibi Network provides fake e-mail confirmations, a fake hotel reception desk to answer calls, and even doctored photographs.
The AlibiNetwork.com already has 1,600 clients.
http://www.alibinetwork.com/index.jsp
