GOOOOOOOOOD MORNING IBILL!
Now.. let's get down to biz!
Andrew. You performance with iBill is not what clients have come to expect from the leader in internet payment systems.
Why do you exist at iBill?
Why do any staff exist??
Why does iBill exist???
OK.. Solutions my man!!
If Doc Molina has run out of snorting stuff in the US - Tell him to get his ass across the border to Mexico and do a decent sized deal this time around. Then get his ass back in the US and dump the proceeds on you to enable webmaster payouts. (Exclusive financial tip - You saw it here first! This is also a way to finance IBD and clear other paper problems)
Next option!! Get Jason Junior to tell Fat John he needs to reliquish some of the $400 mill he defrauded and get a little cut of it back into the US. Then.... without dipping into the petty cash box - Jason passes the money to iBill and you pay out webmasters? That sound OK??
I know this is all cash and ya got to count it and wipe all the white powder stuff off it, but you could have a good time saving some powder residue and playing with a razor blade. What other company offers these perks??
The action phrase for this week Andrew is "Just Do It!" You can then leave work each day a much happier man who may even have prospects and be known as "Andrew The Bagman".
