Here are some good quotes from Homer:
"It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day."
"If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it - Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!"
"Ah, beer, my one weakness. My achilles heel, if you will."
"They have the Internet on computers, now?"
"Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races."
"No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you."
"Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs."
