I went out last night and on the way home at 2am stopped and picked up 2 burrito supremes from Taco Bell.
I have the worst fucking SHITS KNOWN TO MAN today! I went out to go shopping with my girl and I had to use the public shitter like 5 times! I almost lost it a couple times and my stomach was bubbling! Now it's 10pm and I have literally taken 25+ shits today and my asshole feels like I was gang raped by 50 gorillas!
I'm never eating that shit again! I think they put laxatives in their food or something!
