Originally Posted by NickPapageorgio

I'd probably put on some emo music and masturbate while crying for a bit. Then go start the chainsaw and see if I could get all the way through my neck before I bled out. I'd like to see if my ass really looks as fat as I have heard, and I figure, if I can get the saw to get my head off before I blink out, I might get a good perspective shot.