cool thread

:... My name originally started out when i was working in a bar with my cousin and he wanted to fuck this girl on the wrestling mats out in the garage... they both wanted to a threesome cause we were all drunk... i didnt wanna fuck her because she wasnt hot... on top of that, i probably wouldnt have been able to get it up any way because of whiskey dick, lol.
so i fingered her doggystyle with the claw type manuever, and she came super good n hard i guess... next weekend comes i go into the bar & the girls are coming up saying "whats up mr. fingers, i heard about you, lol."
and i have always been mikey... so when i stated to DJ the guy who trained me said to pick a name for myself... so i start rattling shit off that i used to be called... mikey mike, cujo, howie, ect, until i said mr. fingers...
then he stopped me when i said i was going to be mikey fingers... and thats how i got it.
oh yeah, i was also named tonguezilla by a few dancers, for obvious reasons, lol... funny this was, everyone else thought it had to do with being a dj, lol.