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Old 12-02-2005, 12:29 PM  
nofx
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Virgin Mary's womb
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Originally Posted by Hey You . . . I Know You!
Good question!

Did those 20+ years affect you at all? Any gray hair? Fat gut? No butt? Do you still wear clothes you bought 10+ years ago?

What about medication? Are you on any?

Do you have eyeglasses?

Do you grunt when you stand up?

Do you fall asleep at 9:00 p.m.?

Have you lost 100% of your muscle mass?

Do you still think the Rolling Stones are ?the shit??

Do you find it hard to understand anyone under 30?

When is the last time a woman looked at you and thought you were HOT?

Has your doctor recommended that you begin annual colonoscopies?

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