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Originally Posted by baddog
I was married . . . twice (come to think of it, this chick has known at least one of my ex's, if not both). If she is still hot I will have to do some exploration.
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Good question!
Did those 20+ years affect you at all? Any gray hair? Fat gut? No butt? Do you still wear clothes you bought 10+ years ago?
What about medication? Are you on any?
Do you have eyeglasses?
Do you grunt when you stand up?
Do you fall asleep at 9:00 p.m.?
Have you lost 100% of your muscle mass?
Do you still think the Rolling Stones are ?the shit??
Do you find it hard to understand anyone under 30?
When is the last time a woman looked at you and thought you were HOT?
Has your doctor recommended that you begin annual colonoscopies?