When I was young and dumb I met a chick at this place called Moose's in Long Beach (it was the same year OJ got busted in L.A.). Anyhow, she was probably half a dime and I did it on a bet...I still have nightmares about it. 5 feet tall 6 feet wide. I keep gagging as I type this.
My oldest brother doesn't let me forget it either. To this day my nickname is Moose whenever I talk to him. I try not to call too much.
So come clean, drunk, sober, high, it doesn't matter...what is the fattest broad you ever fucked?