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Originally Posted by beta-tester
where did you dig that bro :D ?
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Just one of many from my collection
Rudolf was a four-hooved ungulate Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
who incidentally possessed a nasal Had a very shiny nose.
appendage of a maroon lustre.
Consequently, if circumstances were And if you ever saw him
to present themselves that he ever
came into your view, you would most You would even say it glows.
undoubtedly remark at its
illuminary qualities.
The multitude of other members of All of the other reindeer
the population in his ecological
community had previously teased, Used to laugh and call him names.
chuckled boisterously, and dubbed
him unspeakable pseudonyms, the
objective of which was to lower his
self-confidence and make him unhappy.
They also excluded him from partici- They never let poor Rudolph
pation in leisure activities
consistent with their species. Join in any reindeer games.
However, on the twenty-fourth of
December in an unspecified year, Then one foggy Christmas eve
a mythological, supernatural being
inherent to western culture (who
symbolizes the Christmas attitudes
and allegedly brings gifts to
children) arrived through the Santa came to say,
supersaturated, humid air.
He formally invited Rudolph, due to "Rudolph with your nose so bright
his extraordinary nasal character-
istic, to stand at the forefront of
his snow vehicle with the express Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
purpose that he navigate through
the mist.
Therefore the multitude of other Then all the reindeer loved him
members of the population in his
ecological community who had pre-
viously teased, chuckled boisterously,
and dubbed him unspeakable pseudonyms
reversed their disposition toward And they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph to a more congenial,
amicable relationship.
They consequently exclaimed with
great exaltation and fervor,
"Rudolph, the antlered mammal with "Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
a maroon nasal appendage, you shall
most certainly be recorded in the "You'll go down in history!"
annals of time and your memory will
be preserved for posterity."