I would like to represent your company mutha fuggin' asshole. Excuse that last part, I suffer from Tourette's syndrome, but most times I am just fine cocksucker.
I wear a t-shirt to warn people in polite society, scumbag jerkoffs:
It's something I've had since I was a kid (see photo below), so I think I have learned to deal with it (so you deal with it you blue balled bitch!!!):
Anyway, it would be an honor to gag your mother with my massive cock, er...I mean to show you my...my...skills.
The rest of the wanking competition can just bugger off.
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