There were these really large beetles that could hardly fly at all and when they wanted to land they just STOPPED FLYING in midair and they would hit the ground and it sounded like a mercedes benz taillight lens hitting the ground. For weeks after I got back to America, all I could hear was that sickening sound and Martin Sheen's Voice saying "I asked for a mission, and for my sins they gave me one..."
Does that count?
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