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Old 08-21-2002, 12:54 PM  
hahmike
So Fucking Banned
 
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 2,488
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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
I'm referring to the CashTour site here. Does anyone promote DrunkSlut? What kind of conversions are you pulling? What about retention? And where's the best place to buy content for it, I've noticed it's one of the sites that they don't provide any free content for.
at school they called me "the boy who couldn't stop asking". :D



i prefered it to some of the other nicks...

Way before my baby daughter Hailie
I was harrassed daily by this fat kid named D?Angelo Bailey
An eighth grader who acted obnoxious, cause his father boxes
So every day he?d shove me in the lockers
One day he came in the bathroom while I was pissin?
And had me in the posiition to beat me into submission
He banged my head against the urinal till he broke my nose
Soaked my clothes in blood, grabbed me and choked my throat
I tried to plead and tell him we shouldn?t beef
But he just wouldn?t leave! He kept chokin? me and I couldn?t breathe!
He looked at me and said ?You gonna die honkey!?
The principal walked in and started helpin? him stomp me
I made them think they beat they beat me to death
Holdin? my breath for like 5 minutes before they finally left
Then I got up and ran to the janitor?s storage booth
Kicked the door hinge loose and ripped out the 4-inch screws
Grabbed some sharp objects, brooms, and foreign tools
?This is for every time you took my orange juice
Or stole my seat in the lunch room and drank my chocolate milk!
Every time you tipped my tray and it dropped and spilt!
I?m gettin? you back bully! Now, once and for good!?
I cocked the broomstick back and swung as hard as I could
And beat him over the head wit it till I broke the wood
Knocked him down, stood on his chest with one foot?
Made it home later that same day, started readin? a comic
And suddenly everything became gray
I couldn?t even see what I was tryin? to read
I went deaf and my left ear started to bleed
My mother started screamin? ?What are you on drugs?!
Look at you, you?re gettin? blood all over my rug!?
She beat me over the head with the remote control
Opened a hole, and my whole brain fell outta my skull!
I picked it up and screamed ?Look bitch, what have you done?!
(Oh my God! I?m sorry son!) Shut up you cun.t!?
I said ?fuck it? took it and stuck it back up in my head
Then I sewed it shut and put a coupla screws in my neck
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