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Here's one CD that cracked me up the first time I heard it.
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the
same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify >>
them by color and flavor. The children began to say:
"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green...........lime,"
"Orange........orange."
Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating
them for a few moments, none of the children could identify the
taste.
"Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue, It's what your mother may
sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled: "Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"
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