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Quotes, comments and deep thoughts
Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date?
"According to a new survey, 1 out of 3 men would not go to a doctor if
they had chest pains. With women, it's different. When women have chest
pains, 2 out of 3 men pretend to be doctors."
- Jay Leno
When your wife asks, "Do I look fat?"
The correct response is, "Do I look stupid?"
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.
We need laws that protect everyone. Men and women, straights and gays,
regardless of sexual perversion... ah, persuasion.
- Bella Abzug, New York politician
(addressing a rally for the Equal Rights Amendment)
Why do we say Bye Bye...but not Hi Hi?
Q: What did One gay sperm say to another?
A: How do we find an egg in all of this shit?
If you jog in a jogging suit, lounge in lounging pajamas, and smoke in
a smoking jacket, WHY would anyone want to wear a windbreaker??
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