Originally Posted by Lycanthrope

Hmmm it has been almost 20 years since I have been there, but some of these probably still hold true:

1) Mojo, Bullfrog and even large amounts of San Miguel or Redhorse beer have no effect on you until you stand up.
2) If it smells like fish, eat all you wish, but if it smells like cologne, leave it alone.
3) Trike tackling, though fun, is frowned upon and you may get stabbed with a local street vendor's barbecue sticks as punishment.
4) Playing basketball with chickens will cost you roughly 100 pisos per.
5) The tagalog word for "love", mahal is the same as the word for "expensive".
6) Don't swim in the rivers.
7) If you think you should bribe or offer somebody something, you are probably correct.
8) A butterfly is not a pretty winged insect.
9) You should take full advantage of "cherry boy" staus and its associated discounts for as long as possible.
10) Trobicin cures a lot of ills, but not all of them.