Originally Posted by pimpporn

Here is my story:
The year Ashton Kutcher was at the players ball, I was trying to pickup on 1 of the 2 girls that was with him. However, I didn't know she was with him at the time. She was standing alone at the side bar. I asked her if she was with anybody and she said "No'. I kept trying (politely, I was not drunk at all) to chat and buy her a drink and she wouldn't let me and she was being a total C-u-n-t. Finally, I just walked away scratching my head wondering why this girl was rejecting me harder than any girl ever has. So when I returned to the bar to get another drink, Ashton had her in one arm and another bitch in his other arm and was clutching a bottle of Dom. Well it all made sense then!!! I actually felt better.