TheGoldenChild

I have a bank of memories from various shows...
and although I am not able to win anything I feel this story is worthy of telling...

I get to the vaery first Players Ball with D arrive and am shuffled to our VIP area. I am with Andy Alvarez, FAR-L and Tom from Blue Gravity when I bump into matt and trey.

Trey asks me if I want a "bean" I had no idea what a "bean" was at this time...it was 1998-99 at Utopia and I was wearing a BIGGIE SMALLS pinstripe suit with a Godfather white brim-

I say to Trey " Sure give me one" It turns out later that it was a hit of Ecstacy that would later have me literally frying up.

I roll all night long- and the lead singer of Long Beach Dub Allstars would not go on stage- I go over to him and tell him he has to get on stage now or else we'll pull the plug and get our money refunded- he spits in my face and I lay him out with a punch to his jaw- he then gets up and kisses me on the cheek and goes on stage and starts playing-

Once the show started winding down Tom and I decide to walk across the busy street instead of waiting for a cab or limo.

We cross a major intersection- walk all the way to the Monte Carlo literally rolling our balls off- once in the casino I have to go all the way through it to the front desk - I lost my room key.

While walking what seemed to be an endless journey- I get to the front desk- get my room key as does Tommy because he lost his as well
when all of a sudden I am barraged by 50-100 people screaming for my autogragh. They all were convinced I was the lead singer of Big Bad VooDoo Daddy-

i start signing autograghs then tell Tom to meet me in 20 mins by the bank of elevators- I needed to take a quick shower and freshen up

We make our plans and we both go our seperate ways....
I come down to the lobby 20 mins later....NO TOM

hour goes by...NO TOM-

I leave for the afterparty with Trey and Matt and a dozen or so Players and simply write off Tommy as a no show.

The next day I see Tom at 4 pm in the afternoon and I say to him " What the hell happened to you last night"?

He then replies " Oh My FUCKING GOD, I went up to my room, put the key in the door, walk into my room and start throwing up everywhere. All over the walls, the floor and the Luis Vuitton luggage on the bed. I then pass out next to one of the suitcases and come to a half an hour later only to realize...I don't own Luis Vuitton luggage. I then got up and walked out of the room."

Apparently the key that the front desk made Tom was for the suite two floors below him and he got a wrong room key.

Now...
Can you imagine the look of horror and amazement when whoever was staying in that room came back from a long night of partying only to find some 19 year old bandwidth slinging computer kid's puke all over their room?

I love this story so much and I haven't gotten a chance to tell it in a long time...

It is definitely a true story and one that nobody could ever possibly make up.

As for Ecstacy, I didn't do another hit for years afterwards.
Now if you wanna know why south park is so wacked-

Imagine the fact that Matt and Trey ate 8 of those beans that night

:-))

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