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If I am in the mood I like to toy with tele marketers. I have posted before about some of my tactics, but this is my lastest one.
When the phone rings I sometimes answer this way.
Good morning. This is the Pentegaon, I am Major Jones, the personal aide to General Starbucks. Your call has been identified as being an unauthorized call over a secure line. Would you identify yourself please so that I can verify with the Defense Intelligence Agency that you have authorization to use this line. If you do not have authorization you are in violation of the National Security Act and the proper authorities will be notified.
I usually do not get any reponse, unless it is someone that knows me.
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