Killerelf

This morning I am laying on the couch sleeping away and the phone rings, Its 11:00am so I figure I would answer. When I answer I get click dialtone.

Motherfucker woke my ass up just to hang up. Fucking pissed me off. And then they do it again 3 more times in a ten minute span. The fourth time I let it ring for about 5 rings. When I answer it some lady tells me I am about to recieve my new MasterCard. The Evil bitch wants to know if I am over 18 and if I have a valid checking account. I politly inform her that I am an unemployed welfare junkie and an alcoholic and that I like to do lots of drugs. She asks again if I have a checking account. I says yep I need it to cash the welfare checks. And then she transfers me to some super dumb woman. She asks me if I am over 18. Then she wants me to give her my checking account number.

At this point I start laughing hysterically. The woman tries to tell me that they will not be using my checking account for any purpose other than to verify that I have an account. She tells me that she needs my routing number and all.

Finally I told the lady to go sit on a Turkey and to never call me again. And then she hung up before I could finish telling her that I could smell her rotten ass over the phone.

Watch out for these fake fuckers. They try really hard to make themselves sound professional. Even had elevator music on hold.

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