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I think instead of showing their credentials when applying for a job on HGTV they should just have a list of how many dicks have been in their ass.
"150 dicks?! OMG you can decorate a mud room like no ones business! You're hired!"
They could use it to tell clients about themselves as well.
"Hi, im gary, I've had 150 penises inserted in my rectum and I think I would be perfect for the remod on your summer place"
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