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2. Explain the expression "That's my seat motherfucker!"
We were in Vegas for Memorial Day I think of this year and Chris Mallick had invited me and my girl to the Usher concert. Well we had other people with us, but they were seated somewhere else. It was just Chris and just one of his girls...LOL and my girl and I. Well the concert is about to start and we notice this guy comes up to the row right below us and starts yelling and saying get out my seat. Now this guy is kinda of a thug. Hes got a cigar in his mouth and a cognac in his hand and hes thinking hes bigtime. So hes cocky as hell and saying you need to move, get the ushers over here to clear this shit up. Yo you got to get up out of my seat. Well the girls who were sitting there wrongfully are acting like they are the sisters of Usher and they aint moving. Well now the cocky rightful owner of the seats is getting pissed and says get out my seat motherfucker. Well they get removed and the cocky guy is still pissed and Chris's girl says something to his party and he goes off basically saying SHIIIIIT, this is my motherfucking seat. Waving his tickets in our face and Chris and I are like oh shit. So ever since then when Chris and I see each other anywher the first thing we say is GET OUT MY SEAT MOTHERFUCKER!!!
Lou
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