A guy walks into the living room followed by a goat and say's, "this is the pig I've been f-u-c-k-i-n-g"....... His wife who is sitting on the sofa say's, "that's not a pig, you dumb-a-s-s, it's a goat....... The guy turns to his wife and say's, "shut up b-i-t-c-h, I was talking to the goat."
