Hey,
if one of you guys will get me an autograph from the PlayGirl Mansion, I'll pay you for it or put your link up on my PR4's for a few months with no linkback.
"To Misty,
You make my cock splooge,
XOXO Love,
(insert name here) in g string
Preferably a guy that looks like he has a big package. Nude isn't necessary. Thanks.