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Originally Posted by NickPapageorgio
Sitting here chewing a piece of gum and the goddamn thing just broke in half like up to the gum.
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Quickly take a piece of gauze, soak it in maple syrup and then pack the broken tooth with the syrup soaked gauze.
Every 30 minutes you should poor a giant pixie stick into your mouth and let the powder dissolve slowly. Drink one can of Mountain Dew every 10 minutes and all of your teeth should crack very soon (just like that "back" one).