sonofsam

bringer - (6:41 AM) :
lemonparty 2.0. with more cowbell!
sonofsam (6:41 AM) :
im wearing emo glasses
sonofsam (6:41 AM) :
and listening to linkin park
bringer - (6:42 AM) :
really? we should cyber
sonofsam (6:42 AM) :
what are you wearing?
bringer - (6:42 AM) :
a fastsize and cowboy boots
sonofsam (6:42 AM) :
i made a suit out of orange peels
sonofsam (6:42 AM) :
an orange peel bikini
sonofsam (6:42 AM) :
its giving me a rash though
sonofsam (6:42 AM) :
so we have to hurry
sonofsam (6:43 AM) :
i begin to slowly take off my orange peel panties
bringer - (6:43 AM) :
i slowly back away moving closer and closer to the door
sonofsam (6:43 AM) :
i realize the orange peels were rotten and there are maggots all over my penis
bringer - (6:43 AM) :
"i gotta go, i left a cake in the oven"
sonofsam (6:43 AM) :
i run around screaming in a high pitched girly scream
sonofsam (6:43 AM) :
my mom wakes up from the screaming
sonofsam (6:43 AM) :
she opens the door
sonofsam (6:43 AM) :
and i have maggots all over my penis
sonofsam (6:43 AM) :
i tell her "omg moommmm gettt out of my rooommmmmmm"
sonofsam (6:44 AM) :
she leaves and i continue to take off my orange peel top
sonofsam (6:44 AM) :
i have mustard on my left nipple
sonofsam (6:44 AM) :
and ketchup on the right
sonofsam (6:44 AM) :
i spin around really fast, like a tornady
sonofsam (6:44 AM) :
tornado*
sonofsam (6:44 AM) :
.... are you getting wet?
bringer - (6:45 AM) :
yeah, golden shower time
sonofsam (6:45 AM) :
thats disgusting.
sonofsam (6:45 AM) :
you're a wierdo
sonofsam (6:45 AM) :
*i put my orange peel bikini back on and leave*



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