No offense guys
They are only jokes - we know we can't live without ya
Why did the man cross the road?
He heard the chicken was a slut.
Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilise one egg?
They won't stop to ask directions.
Why did God put men on earth?
Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
Why don't women have men's brains?
Because they don't have penises to keep them in.
What is the insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
The man.