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Old 11-08-2005, 01:05 PM  
Shoehorn!
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I drive like an asshole. HAHA.

You obviously think you're a good driver or you wouldn't have bothered filling out the answers on the previous page. We're here to tell you that you're WRONG! A few notes on your driving style:

1) Turn signals are designed to let others know that you are about to turn... not that you are already in mid turn.
2) The left lane is a zone for passing. It is not your personal highway lounge where you can kick back and yap on your cell phone with the grandkids.
3) Navigating to a destination should be more than a vague directional assumption. That way you won't have to wander aimlessly into everyone else's orderly trek.
4) Those front and side mirrors are not just to check if you got that booger out of your nose. They're also useful for reversing and changing lanes.
5) If someone wants to pass you it is not a personal attack on your manhood/womanhood. Move over. Nobody cares how nice or crappy your car is.
6) Common Fucking Courtesy. Find it. Use it.
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