Why are everybody so hard on the new guy? Here, I'll try to help you, let's see.... yes... according to my generator at
http://www.kinky-place.com/stuff/generator.php your new site should be about
:
Hairy police officers taking off their soiled panties.
I'm sure it's going to be a hit. When it comes to scripts and programming, there is a lot of webmaster resource sites around - I'm sure they have a lot of useful things for you.