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1. Lettuce in sandwiches.
2. English weather.
3. Insomnia.
4. Minimum wage, minimum IQ airport security staff with no sense of humour.
5. Minimum wage, minimum IQ airport security staff who mistakenly think they have a sense of humour.
6. Sitting next to fat people on aeroplanes.
7. Airports.
8. Americans who correct my English.
9. Americans who, on discovering that I'm English, ask "I've got a friend who lives in London, do you know him?".
10. Chavs.
I'd better stop at 10 - this list could get quite long otherwise...
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