It's purely fictional. There are a lot of cool people here who did a lot of cool things for me and my family. I have a list of those people, and I don't intend to forget any of them.
I'd like to apologize to any of them that I've offended and assure them that I'm making the most of the second chance they gave me.

Things aren't always what they seem.
I am grateful to Adult.com for continuing to tolerate my clowning and my presence on this board. I'm grateful for the people who have been supportive, or at least withheld anything negative they had to say about my "begging on a message board".
I will continue to be "ungrateful" to those who would continue to rub my nose in the fact that I once needed a hand up.