Originally Posted by Dagwolf

"There are three types of people in this world: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Americans, now we're dicks. Peace activists and actors are pussies, but terrorists are assholes who just like to shit all over everything. Now pussies don't like dicks because dicks fuck pussies, but dicks fuck assholes too. However, dicks sometimes want to fuck too much or fuck when it is inappropiate. So pussies need to keep them in line. Pussies want to deal with assholes their own way, but only dicks can fuck assholes, dicks with balls. Sometimes pussies get so full of shit, they become assholes themselves. Pussies are only an inch and a half away being assholes anyway. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but if the pussies don't let the dicks fuck the assholes, the assholes are gonna cover the all the dicks and pussies in shit."
Gary Johnston