Where can I buy a midget?
Dwarf, little person, midget, troll....Some oompa loompa looking mother fucker?
Kid Rock has one. So does Joe from Girls Gone Wild. And then there was the Holio midget guy......
I must acquire one as soon as possible.
He can sleep in my trophy case next to the glass dildo "Woody Award" D$ gave a brotha at the Players Ball.
It'll be SCHWEEEEEEEEET!
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