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man I fuckin love swinger clubs.. I walk around all night with my massive meat sausage hangin out and nobody complains
its the only place where a guy can walk up and say "dude you fucked my wife"
and I can say yeah dudeshe was awesome and he go "sweeeeet"
seriously I frequent lifestyle clubs the people are friendly, clean and respectable
except some years back I went to this place out in Texas san souchies I think it was called and I left with this couple
everything was going great I was hammer bangin her box to africa then all of a sudden this fucker tries to lick my ass
I turned around and was like dude did you just lick my ass and he said "well not really but kinda"
I was so fuckin mad I got up and said "you fuckin ass licker, i dont like you"
I bet he never did that again
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