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We appreciate your interest in Aly, however, please be advised of these Terms and Conditions for Dating Aly (TCDA):
1. Must like boats.
2. Must like camping (without a microwave and air-conditioner)
3. Must possess a sharp wit.
4. Must smell nice.
5. Must have a beautiful smile.
The following are unacceptable:
1. Bad hair
2. Scarey fingernails
3. Grumpiness
4. Cheap jewellery
5. Cocaine, Jesus and other destructive, mindless addictions
Thank you again.
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